Honestly, my two have been coming out with some rich wit and nonsense of late. I need to remember to write these little gems down here so I can tease them about it some day. Here’s a selection…
C – 5 years old
Mommy, I know you’re a bit tired. Can you give me £50? The girl’s not a fool.
I can’t take you to the 16 yatches, da da da da da. The guitar solo she penned. We hear this a lot. Not sure what the yatches are and she won’t tell me.
Daddy’s such a chameleon. She meant comedian.
M – 3 years old
I don’t want mommy, daddy, C, Rico – I’m going to put you in the bin!! Come back mommy! I love you. So fickle.
To his beloved stuffed animal dog Rose – Oh darling Rosie. Come here darling. So caring.
I’m going to marry a rat. Or a skunk. The only positive here is that we’ve moved on from his sister.